It's me, Oliver.
Are y'all wondering if my mistress has been cooking up anything good?
Anything good enough to share?
To be honest, it has been pretty ho hum around here as far as food goes.
I think the kitchen "clean out" has left her in a restock quandary.
I hope she gets it together soon as a major snow storm is due here in a few hours!
If any of you can spare a bone,
I'll send you my address.