The Baker came home from yesterday's
(insert drum roll)
the very first,
Yes, I put it on a
Vine Ripened Tomato Recipe
1 vine ripened tomato sliced
Salt and freshly ground pepper to taste (or nothing at all)
1. Sit down and shamelessly eat the whole tomato all by yourself.
2. Hide all evidence that it was ever in the house and hope The Baker forgets toting it home.